Past Bed Mates

[harshboldcharm]

They were taking a walk, Wylie had some ridiculous espresso coffee mixed thing in his hand that he was sucking on the straw. He'd been a little restless lately and decided that they should go out during the day, do something a little less like themselves and more... eh, who gives a shit.

At the moment Wylie was trying to convince Jelani to answer his stupid questions. With the straw half hanging out of his mouth, he pointed to some tall, buff guy who looked like he ate steroids for every meal of the day. "Would you fuck that guy?" he asked, snorting a laugh.

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[halfbreedczarnian]

If he'd been hoping to in any way shock her, he'd be disappointed. Without missing a beat she looked over at the guy he was pointing and, and quickly gave her reply. "Frag no. Whatever he's on gotta have shrunk his balls to th' size o' peas." she was sticking to regular black coffee, though she had added a bit of whiskey to it. She took a sip before going on. "I mean, sure, I don't mind muscle. But there's gotta be balance. That guy ain't got it."

A girl walking past them caught her eye. She was a complete bombshell, though with a - according to Jelani - a disastrous fashion sense. Hot pink and leopard print? Seriously? And that shade of almost orange lipstick really wasn't doing her any favors. "Would you fuck her?" Only fair, right? If he got to ask questio9ns, so did she.

[harshboldcharm]

Wylie had to avoid choking on his drink as she explained why she wouldn't. He had to agree though. That guy was... scary. Not in a good way either. It was really kind of horrifying.

She then pointed at a woman who was wearing the scariest colors and patterns he'd ever seen in his life, but underneath that there was quite the body. He took another long drink and then shrugged.

"Maybe," he said, "It depends on how drunk I was at the time. Yes definitely if I was color blind."

He then glanced over to another dude, this one a tall, lean guy with what looked like a satchel full of books or something. "What about him?"

[halfbreedczarnian]

"I agree. An' besides, th' clothes comes off." She grinned at him.

"Maybe," She echoed him. "If he showed enough confidence. I've learned ta not underestimate th' geeky ones. Some of 'em's got real imagination an' that can make for a real good lay."

There was an androgynous person sitting on a bench nearby. Jelani thought it was a girl, but she couldn't really be sure. The person was somewhat short and a bit stocky, with short light blond hair. "What about blondie over there?"

[harshboldcharm]

"Dude, I'd be all over him," he admitted, "I've got a thing for the smart ones."

She then pointed out someone who was, well, he wasn't really sure. It was either a handsome woman or a feminine man and he had to think about it. "As long as they warned me what they were into first, yes," he'd had his fair share of androgynous one night stands. He wasn't picky after all.

"Wait," he looked over at her, eyebrows drawn together. He's never asked, but "Do you do girls?"

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Yep! I'm pretty much omnisexual, I think. You don't got just men an' women runnin' 'round here, right? Besides, some species really can't be slotted into either or." She looked over at him, and decided to answer a question before he even got a chance to ask. "Yeah, I've been outside o' my own species on occasion."

[harshboldcharm]

Yep, she was right. His next question was what she'd done that wasn't her species, but he guess that made sense around here. He was sort of... whateversexual. Or at least that's how he viewed it. He'd never thought much about it.

"Does this count as out of my species?" he asked, looking at her, "You're half human, but aren't you like, I dunno. So what have you sexed up then? Anything particularly awesome?" Did he want the answer to this question?

Uh... absolutely.

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Technically, guess so. But, with all real Czarnians 'cept fer dad dead, I ain't never been subjected to their culture or norms, or whatever. So in that way, I tend ta sort of see myself belonging to the human race. At least enough." Poor little mutt, never knew where she belonged. Oh wait, scratch that, she belonged in the Nexus.

"What I've fucked? Um, well, on the more extreme side, I've actually done yer classical tentacle-monster once on a particular wild night. An' fer a while I was, um, fuck-buddy to a dragon. Who also happened ta be a God." There had been more to it that just sex with Zhilbar. But officially that was all there had been. They were friends, and they had had sex.

[harshboldcharm]

He looked over at her and cocked his head. "Wait, tentacle monster? Seriously? How was that?" he was curious because, dude, that was the kind of thing you heard about in creepy porn.

However, the next one was the one that he was actually more curious about. She was fuck-buddies with a dragon slash God? "Is there merit in calling someone a sex God then? Does it make a difference?"

[halfbreedczarnian]

"It was actually quite nice about it all, an' not just the ol' "must rape an' impregnate young girl for my evil schemes" thing that's in th' stories. There was a lot o' illegal substances involved that night, an' a bit of a dare. It was... Eh, messy an' kinda hectic 'cause there were stuff goin' on all over the place. It was okay." That part she had no trouble talking about. Because that had just been one wild night. Zhilbar was another matter. But even so, she did talk best she could.

"I ain't ever called anyone a sex god, not even Scales. But how you mean, does it make a difference?"

[harshboldcharm]

He laughed at her description. It did seem like it would be a really hectic. Drugs and a dare explained a lot of it though. He wasn't sure he could imagine that though anyway.

"I mean, because it was a God, did that make it better? I always figured that if they called someone a sex god, that had to come from someone actually being a god... or maybe not. I don't know. I've never had sex with a god."

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Won't like, we had a lot of good times. I mean, the guy could magic stuff up just like that, an' just pulled me right along. So there was sex in a sinking pirate ship, an' in a volcano an' stuff like that, just 'cause we could. an' yeah, he was good enough fer me ta think he had to be cheatin' somehow."

So she had a lot of good things to say. But even so, she didn't sound like she missed it at all.

"An', y'know, I kinda young when I met him, so I was kinda easily impressed."

[harshboldcharm]

Wylie wasn't really the type to be jealous about stuff like this. He'd had his fair share of sex partners. Okay, so none of them were gods or able to transport them to weird places, yeah.

"So he was good," he replied, shrugging a little. "Do you miss it? You want something more adventurous than just human me?"

He wasn't fishing for anything or even asking about specifics, but he was a little curious at the same time. He couldn't help it.

[halfbreedczarnian]

She did spend a short moment thinking. That had had a lot of fun, and the sex had been terrific. But... "Naah. Not really. Besides, it ended badly." Almost-died badly.

"If I'd wanted more adventure I'd 've gone out and got it, y'know that. But, believe it or not..." She linked her arm with his. "I'm happy with plain human you."

[harshboldcharm]

Wylie smiled over at her. He figured that at the very least, she would have left him if she had wanted more and the fact that she'd admitted to loving her, then yeah, he wasn't super worried.

She linked her arm with his and he tucked it close to his side, leaning over to kiss her head. "I guess that's good to hear, though I wasn't really all that worried about it," because he really didn't give a damn. He had a past, she had one. Whatever. "Though... plain human me isn't bad, right? Otherwise we should be practicing instead of talking. Fuck."

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Plain human you ain't bad at all. But all th' same, that ain't no reason not ta practice. Though maybe not right here. Now..." She pointed up ahead, where an angel was taking to the sky. "Would ya fuck that one?"

[harshboldcharm]

Wylie laughed and finished off his drink, tossing it in the nearest bin and leaned to her a little before smiling at her next question. "Oh, fuck yes," he looked at her. An angel? Of course. What the hell would that be like?

What he liked about this is that he knew that even though he was saying whether he would screw someone else, he wasn't saying he was going to and Jelani understood the difference. "What about them?" there was a set of twins, one male, one female, that clearly had something supernatural going on, though he wasn't quite sure what it was.

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Hell yeah." She sipped her alcoholic coffee. "At the same time."

She'd made it clear that this relationship of theirs was a somewhat open one. If she really wanted to fuck any of the ones they were talking about, or anyone else, she would. But not today. Not in the foreseeable future. She was perfectly happy and content with what she had, with the plain human Wylie.

"How about Fido?" She pointed over to a werewolf that was lounging around.

[harshboldcharm]

"I was hoping you'd say that," he laughed as she admitted to wanting them both at the same time.

Yes, he was still aware of the openness to the relationship. He was giving her time to make up her mind about what she wanted with all this and he was just going with it. He didn't have it in him to have a fit about it, anyway.

She pointed out a werewolf and he looked thoughtful for a second, "Probably. What about that one?" he asked, nodding towards guy who had both arms sleeved in tattoos.

[halfbreedczarnian]

"I do like tats." With everything else going on, tattoos weren't such a bog deal.

Sitting outside a cafe, sipping something thick and dark and red, was a guy who really could only be a vampire. Of the old school, even despite being outside in the day. Definitely not a sparklepire a la Twilight. "Him?"

[harshboldcharm]

Wylie looked over at the obvious vampire and nodded. "Sounds kind of dangerous," he laughed a little at the idea. "Maybe just for the experience. Pop culture seems to think they're great in bed," he explained.

He then spotted someone who looked like he was something evil. She was tall and slender and graceful and, yes, she definitely looked like she was a demon. The twin horns on her head gave it away. "Her?"

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Been there, done that, got th' fuckin' t-shirt," she commented about the vampire. "They're okay, but nothing spectacular."

About that demon, though. That one make Jelani almost weak at the knees. "Oh, abso-fraggin'-lutely!"

[harshboldcharm]

Wylie chuckled. Well, guess the vamps were mostly hype then. He wouldn't know. His range of sex partners were all still human.

However, she seemed rather enthusiastic about the demon and laughed a little, raising both eyebrows at her, "What's so great about those?"

[halfbreedczarnian]

"Are you kiddin' me? Look at her! The hair. The skin. The eyes. The horns. Just, her! She's fraggin' gorgeous! Besides... Th' wicked ones tend ta be damn good in bed."

Right then a female oompa-loompa went past them, just minding her own business. Jelani gave Wylie a look, eyebrow raised as if to ask, Would you?

[harshboldcharm]

She had a point. The girl was beautiful. He had a quick vision of having her and Jelani at the same time and had to shake that off really quick.

She gave him the sideways glance that he immediately recognized and bit his lip. He waited for her to be out of earshot and he smiled at Je. "Wouldn't be the first little person I fucked," he snorted.

[halfbreedczarnian]

If Jelani had known he was thinking that she would have stalked right up to the demon girl and asked if she'd like to join them. Seriously.

She laughed as they continued walking. "I'm somehow not surprised."