"Won't like, we had a lot of good times. I mean, the guy could magic stuff up just like that, an' just pulled me right along. So there was sex in a sinking pirate ship, an' in a volcano an' stuff like that, just 'cause we could. an' yeah, he was good enough fer me ta think he had to be cheatin' somehow."

So she had a lot of good things to say. But even so, she didn't sound like she missed it at all.

"An', y'know, I kinda young when I met him, so I was kinda easily impressed."